35 Funny, Sweet, and Real AF Dog Mom Quotes

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You know you’re a dog mom when your phone is always out of storage cause your camera roll is 90% pup pics, your wardrobe is covered in fur (but like, in a cute way), and your idea of a perfect Friday night involves couch snuggles with your dog maybe reading the ACOTAR books 😜.

Whether you’re looking for dog mom quotes for Instagram, swapping stories with fellow dog moms, or just looking for a little inspo to remind you why your pup is basically your whole world, these dog mom quotes are it.

This post is all about dog mom quotes.

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Dog Mom Quotes for Instagram

You know you need some of these for those adorable dog pics!

1. “Living that dog mom life.”
2. “If my dog doesn’t like you, I probably won’t either.”
3. “I wish I could text my dog.”
4. “Dog hair is my glitter.”
5. “If I can’t bring my dog, I’m not coming.”
6. “If I had a dollar for every time my dog made me smile, I would be a millionaire.”
7. “Life is short. Spoil your dog.” (Words to live by.)
8. “There’s just something about dogs that makes you feel good. You come home, they’re thrilled to see you. They’re good for the ego.” – Janet Schnellman.
9. “The more people I meet, the more I love my dog.” 😏
10. “I work hard so my dog can have a better life.” or “I work hard so my dog can have a better yard.”

I love this quote so much that I got it in a wood sign in 2023, and I still smile every time I see it 😊

LOL Time: Funny Dog Mom Quotes

Because sometimes being a dog mom is more chaos than cuddles. These will give you (and your fellow dog moms) a good laugh.

11. “At least my dogs don’t judge how I spend my Friday night in. They just give me a nod like, ‘Hey beautiful, you deserve that second glass of wine, and while we’re at it, let’s order you a pizza.'” 😜
12. “She believed she could, but her dog was asleep on her lap, so she didn’t.”
13. “My dog thinks I’m kind of a big deal, and honestly, I agree.”
14. “Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend never owned a dog.”
15. “I like big mutts and I cannot lie.”
16. “My kid poops in public.”
17. “No, seriously. I’m late because my dog wouldn’t poop.”
18. “People think I’m crazy because I talk to my dogs. What am I supposed to do? Just ignore them when they ask me a question?”
19. “My dog is ridiculously cute, and I have the pictures to prove it.”
20. “Dog mom by day, dog cuddler by night.”

Quotes for a Dog Lover

If dogs make your world go ’round, these are for you. Prepare for feels!

21. “The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.” – Samuel Butler  
22. “Saving one dog will not change the world, but surely for that one dog, the world will change forever.” (this one is for my fellow foster moms ❤️)
23. “No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.” – Louis Sabin
24. “You’ll never get the dog you want; you’ll always get the dog you need.”
25. “The dog is the perfect portrait subject. He doesn’t pose. He isn’t aware of the camera.”
26. “A dog doesn’t care if you’re rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his.”
27. “A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won’t be too bad.” – Robert Wagner
28. “Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring—it was peace.” – Milan Kundera (This one is pure poetry and makes me think on these pics ✨)
29. “If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there may not necessarily be anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.”
30. “If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” – Will Rogers.

Dog Mom Sayings To Write on The Birthday Cards

31. “Behind every successful woman is a dog who believes she’s awesome.”
32. “To the best dog mom I know, have a birthday as wonderful as you are!”
33. “You’re a dog mom, and that’s your superpower.”
34. “Happy Birthday to the woman who spoils her dog rotten (and we love you for it!).”
35. “Happy Birthday to the best dog mom! Your pup hit the jackpot when they found you!”

Here are more birthday wishes in case you are craving more!

There you have it! 25+ dog mom quotes that are so relatable! Use them on your next reel or your friend’s birthday card special message.

XO, Nina

This post is all about dog mom quotes.